Fun with the Next Piece of BushLied&trade

So I receive in my inbox a snippy little piece on how Bush knew the levee's would break beforehand and did nothing. Oh, did I forget that the tape proves it? Anyhow, it does get humorous, so here was my reply:

Your reaction to non-news is heartwarming. Proof that Rove's masterplan is still working. The more Moonbats we can get to discount the President's intellect the better! As for the 'shocking tape', the whole country knew the same thing for days, and in fact every time a hurricane approached N.O. for the past thirty years news anchors have salivated about the levees beforehand. The real question is who leaked the tape. Is this Mr. Browns 'Brown Parachute'?

Chertoff to Brown - "Get under the bus..."
Bush to Chertoff - "Doesn't look to bad under there..."
Brown to Bush - "I'm gonna tell my mommy!"
Nagin to Bush - "That's not my Bus..."

I love the part about the 'Brown Parachute' and 'not my Bus', but my humor and brilliance was wasted (the lib replies):

So.... If 'everybody knew' why didn't FEMA actually do something? I mean, other than keeping the Red Cross OUT of the area for days afterward. (and the ham operators too, for that matter. They had no communications in the storm area, but would not let our Mobile comm vans in to set up comms at city/county/state Emg Ops Centers that had no power, telephone or radio) First time that had ever happened...caused quite stir in amateur circles!!!

Why is it that you guys reaction is always to look for conspiracy theories, blame the media for saying anything, and try to backfill the political blame? Maybe the CCCRW's should actually try running the country, other than into the ground, that is.

I had to reply tho that! Way to much fun. I mean, on this topic, claiming conservatives are looking for conspiracy theories! Heck, Brown even threatened the W.H., so my humorous comment was twisted into a conspiracy theory accusation that has nil validity. Anyhow, thus is my reply:

Whooaaa Nelly!

Huh? Who is making up the conspiracy theories? You can't be serious about this? Not with Oprah, Farrakhan, J.J. and every other liberal idiot screaming anything from racism to Chenney bombing the levee. Blame the media? Yeah, just for being the same old source of no news. You of course know that the 'media' had similar tapes months ago and didn't report on them cause they felt it showed the pres actually responding properly. Of course we can disagree, but the group who is running the country into the ground appears to be filled with Moonbats and loonies. Still the same thing from the left, no answers, no solutions, just Bush hatred and vitriol. Have you taken a gander at this shocking revelation, in 'tape' form, of Blanco denying any breach to FEMA? How come your knickers aren't in a twist about that? Man, that little blue pill works wonders...

In closing, I would just like to emphasize, without a sense of humor, what are we? Empty shells, Moonbats, and generally filled with malaise. So put a little humor in your day, and keep your mental health.